Friday, April 12, 2013

You Have the Right to Remain Silent. Yeah, Right! It's JAIL N' BAIL Time!



Yes, you heard me folks.
 
April 20th is looming on the horizon,
and your date with destiny (err...court) is coming.
 
It's time to gather up your friends, bosses,
innocent children, and random strangers.
 
Why? Well, to have them arrested
by one of our deputies and dragged into the
slammer where they'll be tormented by horrible
jokes, silly banter, and live music at
 
Their only escape?
The prisoner has to bribe, weedle, coerce, or beg
$5,000L from friends, family, and the general public
in order to post bail.
 
Be warned, however, because revenge is sweet.
Especially, when Sheriffs CC, Shea, and Leala
are on hand and all to happy to collect that $750L
to arrest You on some trumped up charge!
 
And forget your legal rights.
I speak from experience;
I still don't know what I did last year to end up in jail!
 

Here are the rules.

  • Your Sheriffs will be: CC, Shea, and Leala
  • You can post warrants for others to be arrested that do not work at Quasar.
  • Put out a warrant for someone other than staff:  750 L per person
  • 1st Bond is set at :  5000 L per person
  • You may not post bond for yourself but can for each other or a friend.
  • You can be re-arrested if your friends feel you too bad to be set free!!
  • To Raise bond, IM all your friends until they donate enough to get you free.
  • Re Arrest will cost the person requesting it :  1000 L
  • 2nd Bond will be set at :  2500 L per person
  • There is no limit to the times you can be rearrested!!!!!!!
  • All fees for arrests and bails will be paid directly to the Relay for Life Kiosk located at the jail.  
TO HAVE SOMEONE ARRESTED:
  • If you fill out the form below before April 17th and turn it back in to Leala Spire or SheaJane Carami, you and the person you are having arrested will receive a texture warrant and WANTED poster if headshot is included.
  • To have someone arrested the day of the event, see one of the Team Leaders to get form or fill out form during the event and turn in.
  • No warrants or wanted posters will be available to those who sign up after the 17th.

FEES MUST BE PAID AT THE SHERIFF'S TABLE (or to Leala or Shea for those signing up early) AND YOU MUST LET ONE OF THE SHERIFF'S OR JAIL GUARDS KNOW BEFORE PAYING ANY FEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A P P L I C A T I O N    F O R    W A R R A N T

NAME OF SUBJECT TO ARREST: (please list full name)
PARTY REQUESTING ARREST: (name of person requesting a non staff member be arrested)
VIOLATION REPORTING: (list a violation you have done in sl or the person you are requesting arrest for.  Examples below)

1 Host/Hostess failure to greet incoming VIP
2 DJ failure to play request
3 TPing someone in on someone else head
4 Too much Bling
5  Wearing noisy shoes
6 In SL over 60 day and looking like newbie
7 Over use of Gestures  aka Gesture-bating
8 Corrects Typos  (we are all human in real)
9 Whining to excessively (and without cheese)
10 Excessive displays of affection ( aka sicken couples)
11 AFK to much (could wear title King or Queen of AFK)
12 Blinding others with the power of the Sun (aka FaceLight)
13 Plowing others over after landing
14 Sore Loser/Winner in Greedy
15 To much junk in trunk/ cups overflow
16 Out of Control Physics
17 Sexy and you know it
18 OTHER:

NOTE:  TO ISSUE A WARRANT COST 750 L
FOR WANTED POSTER ADD HEAD SHOT TO THIS CARD (FULL PERM) BELOW